Joe Jonas continues to be the worst jobro
JoBro divorce updates + Timmy and Kylie are actually dating...
TMZ is here for Joe Jonas news all week
If you had told me my week would be invaded by Joe Jonas news, I’d say you’re being ridiculous. How would that be possible? But instead, it became my personal nightmare.
Fresh off Labor Day Weekend, TMZ announced that Joe Jonas and his wife of four years, Sophie Turner might be heading for divorce, and every day after, TMZ continues to give us live update news on the divorce as if the general public cares. It is painfully obvious Joe is trying to control the narrative of what the core demise of their relationship is but the real damage is truly the non-stop reports. Can you imagine what new faux story he will come up with for next week’s news cycle?
It went from Joe and Sophie potentially splitting to a Ring camera incident. How did we get here?
Leonardo DiCaprio Has a New Girlfriend
Leonardo DiCaprio heard everyone complaining about his dating habits, Although his attempt to date GiGi Hadid who is 27 years old failed, he’s seeing someone who is exactly 25 years old this time. And unlike his pseudo relationship with Gigi, this one has a lot of evidence they even know one another. The lucky girl is model Vittoria Ceretti, who turned 25 in June. Leo and Vitt have gone on ice cream dates and partied in Ibiza.
Some fun facts about Vittoria is she publicly came for Lily Rose Depp for not accepting she’s a nepo baby and got ahead in modeling due to it. Can you say, queen?
She’s also married. And no one seems to bring that little fact up.
Let’s see if Leo has turned a new leaf and is into women over the age of 25 or will dump her by next June. We will have to wait and see.
Taylor Swift’s fans are not a fan of my tweet
Before I get into Swifties vs. Britt, I will preface by saying I was in fact, being a bit shady, but I also did not intend for anyone to see it outside of my core group of Tweeters. Meghan Markle attended night one of Beyonce’s birthday weekend show this past weekend. We got a glimpse of Meghan and her mom Doria being true members of the Hive thanks to TikToker @thasklassy who posted videos of them dancing to the tunes.
I tweeted, “I love that Meghan is part of the hive cause she could have easily been a *loses signal*” But the swifties put two and two together and knew what I was insinuating.
I’ve had my fair share of Twitter fights with stans throughout my 13 years on the app. But I’ve grown up and now know when to mute tweets when I can sense it getting a bit spicy. One fan noticed I was not replying and sent me a very interesting DM. It actually caught me by surprise, but honestly, shouldn’t consider *loses signal*.
I may have deserved a few tussles with some tweets defending the guitar-playing girl, but I don’t know if I deserved straight-up racist messages.
Speaking of Beyoncé Shows….
Guess who hard launched their relationship after I was convinced they were not actually together last week…Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner. The two were spotted making out directly in front of anyone with a camera at Beyoncé’s Renaissance birthday concert. But after the pictures surfaced on the web and Timmy's stans were having meltdowns, I had to convince myself they are a couple because I can’t be a part of that side of the internet. And when I mean, that side, I mean Club Chalamet. A Timmy stan who went viral for standing on ten toes in believing there’s no way a man who can speak French would date someone like Kylie.
Club Chalamet gives off ‘Swarm’ S1 vibes, but I can’t say she didn’t entertain me between Joe Jonas's divorce news alerts with her tweets/ Spaces chats to her being the centerpiece of an NBCNews article.
Legendary.
xo,
britt.