Goodbye, Fried Chicken, Hello Green Beans Casserole.
In case you’re living under a rock, Taylor Swift hard launched her new boyfriend, NFL, and prime himbo, Travis Kelce, last weekend when she attended a Kansas City football game, and now ESPN is in women’s business.
For a few weeks, there have been rumors these two were dating, but I just couldn’t picture it because Travis normally dates Black Instagram models.
To go from several Black baddies to Taylor Swift gave me whiplash, but I should have known when he went from BLM beard to a “he should have complied” mustache.
And Travis really ain’t shit because I remember Barstool (obviously a respectable source) reported that Travis had his ex-girlfriend pay for half of everything as an effort to know if she is a gold digger. Do you think he goes Dutch with Taylor split?
Since last Sunday, Swifties are learning about Football, and ESPN has turned into TMZ. I’ve received at least 20 emails from PR people trying to figure out how to incorporate Travis and Taylor in their pitches that have absolutely nothing to do with them, football, or music.
I’d like to mention that I’m always ahead of the curve. A few weeks ago, I announced I’m entering my himbo era and only wanted to date himbos, and Taylor dropped the pretentious actors for a blockhead football player. Himbos, this is your time!
Oh my God, it’s happening…
Just mere minutes after the Writer's strike came to a close with a great deal, the most devastating news was announced…a ‘The Office’ reboot is in the works.
The final season aired in 2013, and the show ran for nine seasons; why must we be subjected to this AGAIN? Ten years later, culture has progressed a lot since the Obama administration, and what was considered funny in the early oughts, just doesn’t hit the same post-Trump era.
‘The Office’ stans are not nearly annoying as other fandoms, but they have ruined dating apps as we know it. There have been way too many dating profiles that uttered these words: “looking to find my Pam/Jim.” Ah, thank you for letting me know you are looking to settle.
Celebrity deathmatch: Katy Perry vs. Elders with real estate
I love Katy Perry, but there is something sinister about her dealings regarding property.
Katy Perry is going to court with 83-year-old the 1-800-Flowers founder Carl Westcott over his $15 million Santa Barbara home for the last three years.
According to court documents, in July 2020, Westcott signed an agreement to sell the home to Katy Perry in an all-cash deal. However, he’s not claiming he was under the influence of opioids following back surgery and no longer wants to sell the home. Perry’s lawyers claim that he's obligated to complete the sale.
Carl’s daughter-in-law, ‘Real Housewives of Dallas,’ Kameron Westcott (love when multiple universes collide), is speaking out against Katy’s wrongdoing, stating, “he was in a vulnerable state, and they attacked him, they tricked him." She also shared that he could die any day. All of this is ridiculous, and if Kameron is said to believe her FIL’s days are numbered, what’s the point of this? Just hand over the keys. Because Katy will catch a body for a home, she has done it before.
Katy went to court over a real estate dispute with two elderly nuns. Katy purchased a 14.5 million property in Los Feliz, an old convent. The nuns rejected her as a potential buyer and the dispute between the Archdiocese of Los Angeles and the nuns over who had the right to sell the property. The nuns sued, and one of them collapsed and passed away in the courtroom. The nun's famous last words were reportedly "Katy Perry, please stop," while the other nun shared that Katy has “blood on her hands.” Katy will strike when the time is right. I don’t think the Westcott are going to win this one.
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xo,
britt.