Bennifer Continues to Annoy Me
Almost every newsletter has a section about Bennifer and Brad Pitt, and I'm starting to take it personally.
Last weekend, Ben and Jennifer got married AGAIN because Leos can't do anything lowkey EVER! Ralph Lauren designed one of the FOUR wedding gowns she wore to wed Ben. Since when does Jennifer wear Ralph Lauren? She’s a Versace girl. What happened to Jenny From the Block?
These wedding dresses continue to prove my point that J.Lo cannot dress. This ruffled mermaid gown is incredibly dated. If I saw this picture without context, I would assume it was taken in the mid-oughts, but nope, it was last week.
We don't have the time to dive into Ben's antebellum-style mansion where the wedding took place. It's all too much for me to handle.
Harry Styles Catching Strays
It's a big week for Harry Styles! Rolling Stone UK named him King of Pop, which caused Twitter to combust.
Personally, I’m neutral as I cannot compose an opinion when Harry looks like this in the editorial photos.
I desperately need Harry to get a new stylist. Why does he dress like this? It’s not pushing any gender norms, it’s just random articles of clothes thrown together. What is Joe Biden’s plan to stop this madness?
His upcoming film, ‘Don't Worry Darling,’ released an intense clip between him and his lead co-star, Florence Pugh.
If this scene is any indication of Harry's acting ability, then Austin Butler has nothing to worry about come award season. Sleeping with the director can only get you so far.
There is Something Demonic Attached to the Name Lena
How is it possible that every time someone with the name Lena ends up becoming the most annoying person on Al Gore’s internet? First Lena Dunham, then Lena Waithe—we can never find peace. This time, it was a New York Times critic, Lena Wilson, who decided to become the newest member of Lena The Worst.
It’s giving Karen! It’s giving racism!
Twitter Detective discovered she got her job from her dad, who also works at NYT, she’s a TERF, was in a transphobic FB group, and the girlies over at Deuxmoi’s subreddit shared she’s a menace. Allegedly. After so many posts of Lena making the situation even worse, Twitter got her out of her, and she deactivated her account.
Pete and Kim dunzo
It’s been a few weeks since the news broke, but I still need to get some things off my chest.
We all thought Pete and Kim were going the distance…right?
Only nine months of dating, and yet, Pete got several tattoos relating to Kim, including the initials of her kids (fucking weird.) Now we have to go through this cycle AGAIN with Pete because this is kind of his thing. Apparently, Kim is very "heartbroken," and they couldn't work out because of "distance," as if that has ever been an issue for Kim when Kanye has never lived in the same state as her since they began dating.
I do wonder who Pete will date next. My messy heart wishes Hillary Clinton would leave Bill to have some crazy whirlwind relationship with Pete just to mess with our heads. I mean, the internet would be epic the day the news would drop.
Let us not forget he had a tattoo of Hillary.
Pillary could be cute!
xo,
britt.