It smells like a MuskĀ
Elon Musk, the real-life James Bond/Marvel villain, is set to release his very own fragrance, Burnt Hair.
Elon has updated his Twitter profile description to "perfume salesman" and described by Musk as the "finest fragrance on Earth." There is nothing āfinestā about anything Elon creates. His Telsas overheat and blow up. Likeā¦please. But I guess a fragrance with the name āburnt hairā is a safer way of experiencing than ACTUAL burnt hair due to his inefficient cars or other failed experiments.
The fragrance will cost $100 a bottle.Ā According to reports, Burnt Hair has already profited 1 million in sales. Men do better!Ā
I think this is when celebrity beauty brands need to be abolished, along with podcasts.
The Surreal Life is Back!Ā
When everyone said Y2K was back, I didn't realize we would experience a recession AND Vh1's āThe Surreal Lifeā reboot.Ā
The series will feature the following celebrities:Ā
Dennis Rodman
Frankie MunizĀ
August AlsinaĀ (The guy who had an entanglement with Jada Pinkett Smith)Ā
CJ Perry (WWE Wrestler)
Kim Coles
Manny MUA
Stormy Daniels
Tamar Braxton
A flood of memories of the first few seasons of the original came back and reminded me of how it birthed Vh1's reign in reality TV. If it weren't for the OG, we wouldn't have 'Strange Love' with Flava Flav & Brigitte Nielsen.
Which led to 'Flavor of Love,'
and then history was made.Ā
This is how I know the rumors were always true.Ā
2020 was the year everyone was exposed, including Lea Michele catching strays. She was accused ofĀ bullying and racistĀ her 'Glee' castmates and being racist. And yet somehow, Hollywood felt terrible for her and decided it was time to celebrate her. But I knew there had to be some truth to the rumors. First, Jane Lynch made a swift exit the second Lea was hired to replace Beanie Feldstein in 'Funny Girl,' three weeks earlier than her expected last show.Ā
This week Lea's former āGleeā co-star Chris Colfer was asked onĀ The Michelle Collins ShowĀ if he would be seeing Lea Michele in 'Funny Girl.' He responded, "Wow, my day suddenly got so full," and talked about how he enjoyed the broadway show āSIXā (TASTE!). Of course, Michelle couldn't let the topic go without getting something out of Chris by asking him again why he wouldn't see the revival show with his former co-star; he simply said, "no, I can be triggered at home."
And boom, there it is.
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xoxo,
britt.
I will always hate Megan (even though it was not her fault) for ruining our beautiful and trashy but memoric franchise series
The Surreal life about to be crazy. Jada should have had Alsina sign an NDA