Do You Think Leo Listens to Adele's '25'?
Leo is single again. Can Lea Michele read? Meghan Markle is a podcaster.
Meghan Is a Podcaster Now
Meghan Markle has returned to the spotlight and debuted her new podcast, ‘Archetypes.’ Along with the pod, Meghan shared a bit of herself with The Cut in an interview with Allison P. Davis. I find Meghan fascinating because, as much as someone who ascended to the highest of highs by marrying into the British Royal Family, I still can't find her particularly interesting. I ride with Meghan when the mod wants to hate her, but I want something more than what we're currently given.
It's painfully apparent Meghan wants to be a girlboss Instagram influencer but feminism and "hard work" are in their flop era. She wants to be the next Angelina Jolie, but her bread and butter are Goop. And in this life, you have to figure out which Brad Pitt ex you are.
If I were on Meghan's PR team, we would pivot into a lifestyle and home decor. Ambition kind of died in 2020, so… making a podcast telling women to work harder than they already do… is not the move, "soft life" and "quiet quitting" are trending...Ambition is out. I'd have Meghan have a partnership with Le Creuset, a bedding brand, and a collaboration with Away luggage. We'd leave all the discussion of what she left behind in the UK in 2021 and focus on building a solid brand that sets her apart from the royal family. Save all the juicy stuff for a book because that would be what would shake the table.
Duchess, I'm still available to join your pr team.
Can Lea Michele Read?
There has been a rumor that Lea Michele is illiterate, which has become an ongoing joke on social media. Lea partnered with SAG's foundation Storyline Online series last month, reading the Children's Book Rosie Revere, Engineer aloud on video.
In a recent interview with New York Times, she was asked about the rumor, and Lea said it's sexism that brought these rumors up, but I'm not going to clarify if I can read.
The allegations are still unclear, as being able to read a children's book doesn't tell me anything. Let me see her read an essay by Judith Butler and have her explain what she read, and then I'll believe her.
Wait...Is “Capitalism” a new term?
According to Jay-Z, the word "capitalism" was invented when Black people (more than likely, just Jay-Z) started making money and then lumped it in with slurs like the N-word and monkey.
Since Jay-Z morphed into Basquiat, he hasn't said a profound thing. So who is going to tell him capitalism has been around for centuries?
Our Weekly Jennifer Lopez Roundup!
Page Six reported Jennifer Garner is happy Ben has someone else to do all the emotional labor now.
J.Lo is still stretching out the wedding content.
First off, tea is my thing.
Second, she released more information about the wedding in *another* newsletter.
Leonardo DiCaprio Continues to End Relationships at 25.
Leonardo DiCaprio has been ending every romantic relationship whenever his girlfriend turns 25 for the last two decades. For the last four years, Leo has been dating “model” Camila Morrone. To me, it seemed pretty serious, he took her to the Oscars, and to me, that felt like a real commitment for Leo. But silly of me to think that maybe she would be the one to make it past 25. Then bam, it was announced the two split two months after her 25th birthday.
Since the news, Twitter has been making iconic jokes.
Thanks to Leo, I made my first TikTok in what feels like FOREVER!
xo,
britt.