It’s been a big two weeks for cheaters everywhere
There have been back-to-back cheating scandals that I feel like the Mr. Krab meme.
An Instagram model Sumner Stoh hopped on TikTok to share she had been flirting with married Adam Levine on Instagram for a year. Adam’s version of “hey big head” is by asking the woman you should not be dming, permission to use their name if his pregnant wife has a son. It's unclear if the two did anything more than flirty messages, but the name request is odd but not surprising. Considering we are talking about Adam Levine!
Let’s take it up a notch
Though I'm not well versed when it comes to sports (however, I did purchase ESPN+ by accident for a YEAR), I love when messy tea involves sports players or teams because they are truly the messiest. The coach for Boston Celtics (?!) Ime Udoka cheated on Nia Long, and now he's suspended from his job for the entire season. The suspension for violating the organization's guidelines by having inappropriate consensual relations with a woman who works in the front office of the Celtics. Not only did you fumble on the great Nia Long, but you also fumbled work-wise. Why are men like this?
Once the news hit, guys were shooting their shots at Nia Long, including Congressman Jamaal Bowman.
If I didn't know who was the head coach of the Celtics, I definitely didn't know the ins and outs of The Try Guys (?!)
The YouTube comedy troupe The Try Guys announced that Ned was no longer in the group because he, too, was having relations with someone who works with the YouTubers.
Let’s add some DC mess to the mix
Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene got hit with divorce papers from her husband after finding out she was having an affair with her gym instructor. That's not very Christian-like.
Men are fumbling left and right
Mackenzie Scott filed for divorce after two years of marriage with her very normal husband. The reason behind the split has not been addressed, but I'm going to lump him in with the rest of the cheaters because what else could you do for a billionaire who was married to JEFF BEZOS for 20+ years but dipped after two years with you? Yeah, he cheated!
Mercury is out of retrograde on Oct 1. Who knows what will happen between now and then?
News has been so crazy with cheaters that we had to celebrate Amal and George Clooney’s wedding anniversary
For no reason whatsoever, Amal and George Clooney gave an interview with Good Morning America to talk about...their marriage. The Clooneys celebrate their eighth wedding anniversary by talking to us?! In their chat with Gayle King, the blissful couple shared they've never argued. hmm. 🤔
I've never seen these two even talk together on the red carpet, and now they're parading their relationship like they're Pete and Kim?! Strange! I’m not saying George is cheating…but it is random. It’s not even their tenth wedding anniversary. Like, come back when you've reached an actual milestone.
Sidenote, all my close friends know my two first celebrity crushes were George Clooney and Derek Jeter. Maybe my daddy issues are showing, but buzzcut George on ER was pure PERFECTION to 12-year-old me.
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