Can We Stop Pretending She Can Dress?

I know the Versace Green Dress shakes when she walks into her closet

Hey, first up, this is my first newsletter! I'm excited to use this platform to share my thoughts on pop culture.

Anyway, let's get into it.

For as long as I can remember, people have been pushing this narrative that Jennifer Lopez is a fashionista. In the 2000s, there were some stand-out outfits that I will give her props to. During her Diddy era, primarily, the VMAs 2000 look, the jean onesie, and the tracksuits.

But if you asked me to name her best red carpet looks in the last ten-fifteen years, I couldn't tell you one that has stood out. As Jennifer emerged to promote her documentary and Marry Me earlier this year, I realized this girl cannot dress. It's all predictable and boring.

Yesterday, Jenny wore this to the premiere of Halftime, I don't know how one can make a Tom Ford dress look like Fashion Nova, but here we are.