This week on the Real Househusbands of Buckingham Palace
Who you got? Prince William or Prince Harry?
Prince Harry is Exposing His Toxic Family (Again)
It’s nice to know a high-brow family across the pond is WAY messier than any family I know. Every time there is new info about the British Royal Family, I clutch my pearls at the thought of them being so damn ghetto. It couldn’t be me.
If you live under a rock, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry HATE everyone in the BRF, and the Windsors hate them even more. Since March, we’ve been bombarded with information about how “The Firm” mistreated Meghan and Harry, and they haven’t let off the peddle since. Just last month, there was the snoozefest SIX-part documentary of how they escaped the wicked castle to freedom at Madea’s house.
And now Prince Harry is like, hold on, I’m not done yet with his tell-all book, The Spare, releasing next week.
So far, we have learned:
Harry thinks William is losing his hair and resemblance to their mother, Princess Diana, because he’s evil (ok, he didn’t say the last part but alluded to it)
William and Kate convinced Prince Harry to wear that Nazi costume, and he did it. (Harry should have known at that moment Will & Kate are the opps)
William physically attacked him after William called Megan “difficult, rude, and abrasive.”
In hopes of getting pregnant, Meghan and Harry banged next to a box with Princess Diana’s hair. (some things should be taken to the grave)
Kate went full-blown Karen after Meghan said she had “baby brain,” and the royal family told Meghan they’re not close enough to discuss hormones (Meghan was bending over backward to be nice to these weirdos?)
Harry lost his virginity behind a pub (this is so British, idk how, but it is).
I’m sure we’ll learn more leading up to the book’s release. But I’m begging for these two to take a rest about airing the drama. Even I’m exhausted, and I love hearing mess.
Rinna’s Time Is Out
As a nation, we came together to collectively tell Bravo and Andy Cohen that we no longer need Lisa Rinna on ‘Real Housewives on Beverly Hills.’ And on January 5, 2023, our prayers were answered. It was confirmed Lisa would not be a part of the cast moving forward, and I already can tell next season will be boring with less aggravation involved. Kyle no longer has anyone to harass her sisters on her behalf.
Although, I am elated Rinna is out. We cannot forget the tremendous moments she had given us over the years, like almost choking Kim Richards in Amsterdam (that moment was so legendary that I went to the Werck restaurant when I went to Amsterdam. I had to visit where history was made).
When she asked Dorit this important question.
Dancing on tables at a baby shower.
When she stole Yolanda Hadid’s blueprint of stage mom “word for word, bar for bar” when trying to make her kids into supermodels but painfully flopped.
Those are times I will always remember. But it was time for Rinna to leave the reality world. Thanks, Rinna.
What I Want Out
I joined the ‘Everyone’s Business (But Mine)’ podcast to share my top five pop culture themes I would like not to enter the chat in 2023. Any guesses? You can listen here!
I Returned to TikTok with New Messy Tea for the New Year!
xo,
britt